Today's Lesson: How To Make A Fake Fake-ID

Step One: Go see Superbad right away--or, if you're pressed for time skip to Step Three.

Step Two: Laugh really hard, decide Michael Cera is a comic genius and credit Christopher Mintz-Plasse for nearly stealing the whole movie out from under the hilarious cast.

Step Three: Watch the McLovin scene and relive the superbadtasticity that is McLovin:


Step Four: Really really want a McLovin Hawaiian ID of your own.

Step Five: Click on this link --> Make Your Own Superbad McLovin ID

Step Six: Remember why Diverted Motion is your favorite blog ever.

Step Seven: Ta Fucking Da!

I might already be legal to buy alcohol but with this ID making me a year older than I actually am, I'm now eligible for cheaper rental car rates!

And now--as a bonus for being such good pupils--I give you the Superbad junket "meltdown":