And for your next bit of entertainment...
In honor of my voice's condition being upgraded from sounding like a 10-pack-a-day dirty old hooker to a more respectable (or at least audible) "They're laughing at me Daniel!"-level, I give you one more reason to love YouTube:
The Other Sister, As Reenacted by Retarded Barbie Dolls
Um, amazing. For the likewise obsessed, there's also a Part 1 (where they do it!) and a Part 3 (where Disney's Mulan, Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton, and The Beast from Beauty and the Beast make cameos to prove Daniel has more than one "Love Secret." Way to go off script kids!)