Happy Super Duper Fat Tuesday! [Now Go Vote Or Show Your Tits Or Eat Something!]

For those of you living in the 24 states (and American Samoa) that are holding primaries or playing kindergarten-style 4-corners to determine the next Dem and Repub nods, Happy Super Duper Tuesday!

Now go vote for someone! And if you show your tits at the polling booth you might even get some beads to go along with your "I voted" sticker. Either that or you'll get arrested. But it will be a great story either way!

DivMo is throwing it's support behind Obama for Prez for fabulously DivMo-ian reasons like:

1. He's sexy. Just ask Google. ("Obama sexy" = 734,000 hits. "Hillary Clinton sexy"? Gets you 471,000.)

2. He loves DivMo. See:

3. He has an awesome campaign logo.

4. Pete Wentz supports him and I must obey my emo overlords.

5. Perez Hilton is rooting for Hillary. 'Nuf said.

But seriously, go vote! Especially if you have a more informed political opinion than DivMo. This is history people! Vote for whomever you please!* If you don't have any clue, show up anyway and write me in! It's how I won Senior Class Secretary (by surprise) in college.

If you're living in Mass., check out Where Do I Vote? to find out your polling location.

*As long as it's not for a Republican. And if you HAVE to vote Republican, please God don't pick Huckabee... or Mitler...