And for those who think I'm being facetious: this is coming from the girl who once picked up a boy in a dive bar on the sole virtue of his T-Rex-licking-a-mole tattoo and his tuxedo t-shirt. I am the expert of ridiculous. My love is true.
Because it's Presidents' Day, we'll get this countdown started right!
#10: Yeah, that's President Taft on his ass...
#9: Scoot or Die!
#8: The Flying Pancake
#7: Robots Riding a Unicorn in Front of a Rainbow
#6: Evil Vegetables(Now when his mom tells him to eat his vegetables, he'll have a compelling counter-argument.)
#5: It's Totally Taco Time!You can't deny the mighty power of the taco!
#4: Robot v. DinosaurI vote dinosaur, FTW.
#3:Dad's a Zombear!I couldn't decide if I loved zombies or bears more. Best of both worlds, indeed!
#2: And then there is my new boyfriend Randy who has a unicorn with a tattoo, boobs, nipples, a gold tooth, princess hat and pizza on one arm...
#1: And a dinosaur having a hot dog and ice cream party on his other arm...
Needless to say, we are very much in love.Though I'm pretty solidly in the 'I think I'll pass' camp when it comes to getting tattooed, if I ever were to get inked (perhaps during a mid-life crisis in my 50s), I think I'd probably go the route of the small, literary tattoo like this really well done Vonnegut tribute tattoo So It Goes:
(I'm a huge font whore and the G on the American Typewriter font she used for this tattoo is gorgeous.)Though I think too much textiness on a tattoo ends up looking messy, if I were to get a tattoo it would be a visual representation of my favorite ee cummings poem i carry your heart with me. Either that or a zombie dinosaur on roller skates eating a corn dog. That could be pretty sweet too.


2 comments:
Love the G, as well. But why is there a picture of an anus underneath the nice quote?
I too was going to say, if she read breakfast of champions she'd know that was vonnegut's rendition of an asshole.
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