DivMo's First Official Style Your Blogger Contest!!! [A Few Days Shy Of A Year Of Blogging And I'm Already Asking You For Money. Shocker, I Know.]

Just look at this picture...

Do I look like a girl who would ever let Hunger triumph?! Hells to the no!

"No carbs? No way!" is what I say!

So when I heard that in Massachusetts, more than 450,000 people are struggling to put food on the table--and that they weren't aspiring models or ascetics, but people who actually wanted to eat!!--we'll I couldn't just stand by and watch that happen!

That's why on May 4th I'm joining Project Bread with my lovely Banditos Misteriosos siblings in silliness to Walk for Hunger! (Or at least, Hunger *thinks* I'm walking for him, but I'm totally going stealth backstabby on his malnourished butt and am actually walking for Satiety. Hunger can suck it!)

So how can YOU help me stick it to Hunger??? (Aside from sending me various baked goods, which are always welcome.)

Send me money!! N'atch.

Just to make the deal a little sweeter, I'm launching DivMo's first official Style Your Blogger Contest!! [Insert trumpets here.] That's right, I'm going to let the person who gives me the highest donation the right to play my personal stylist for the Walk for Hunger.

Want me to walk 20 miles looking like Mimi from Drew Carey?

Or how about a fetching Pipi Longstocking inspired up-do?

Or perhaps you think my "Down with Hunger!" message would best get across as a goth:

Really, the sky's the limit with this one. If you dream it, I'll do it. My only minor stipulations are that I won't make any permanent changes (i.e., cut hair, piercings, or tattoos--though I am up for wigs, fake mustaches, and temporary tattoos), I cannot violate any public decency laws, and I must be able to wear my Banditos T-shirt and sneakers. Otherwise, I'm all yours.

The highest bidder will get personal fashion consultation time with me, a shout out on DivMo, and a follow-up post after the walk full of pictorial proof that I sported the style for the entire walk. And Lord knows I'm not shy about posting ridiculous pictures of myself on this blog.

And if I manage to raise $500 ($355 to go!), I'll gain membership into the exclusive Heart and Sole Club where I get free t-shirts and thank you cards and shoelaces!! (You think I'd do something for charity without having some sneaky ulterior motive? Ha! I want those shoelaces and I want them bad!)

So go to my fundraising page, whip out those credit cards, and get to scheming!!