The Office Spinoff! [Can Stanley's Pimp Ways And Connection To The Muffin Man Save Him From Dwight's Blood Feud?]

If Perez Hilton and his peen-dribbling, MS-Painty ways can be trusted, The Office is getting a spinoff!!

And a quick Google search confirms it: a backdoor pilot is in the works! (Wow, that sounds sketchy! And for once, I didn't even make it up!)

So, what will the show be about?

My fellow Office-lovah, Jeremy and I speculate:

me: word on the street: there will be a spinoff of the office
jeremy: so i heard!
me: who do you think is in it?
jeremy: i'm in it with stanley
me: fuck yeah
jeremy: we lose our jobs and end up moving in together and the series is about our hijinks trying to make ends meet
me: stanley becomes a pimp and a russian prostitute moves in
jeremy: in ep 3 yea
me: who turns out to be german and dwight's 7th cousin, so dwight makes cameos
jeremy: and he beats her to death. yea, we already shot that ep
me: and then dwight has to avenge his cousin so you and stanley go on the run
jeremy: yup and we run into cabo where we meet up with michael and george michael bluth
me: and hide in the attic but then the house gets fumigated and you and stanley go on an acid trip through a piece of swiss cheese and you meet the muffin man
jeremy: haha i can't believe all this leaked

Will Jeremy and Stanley be able to buy the Muffin Man off with a fistful of Stanley Nickels?

Tune in to find out!!!!