Sing It With Me: "Not Only Is There A Man In His Cabinet, But The Man Is A Midget, Midget, Midget, Midget!!!" [Soon To Be The Best Night Of My Life]

There are only so many OMG!! YAAAAAY!!!!@@#s in the world, so I'm going to stick with the facts on this one and let the magic speak for itself:

Coolidge Corner Theater. Friday, April 4th at 11:55 p.m. Trapped in the Closet. The Sing Along. That's right. THE SING ALONG.

If you have not experienced the magic that is Trapped in the Closet, for shame! How can you deny the glory that is the cop's discovery that his wife Bridget is sleeping with that midget (midget, midget...):

To further prove the cultural significance of this moment in time...

This, my friends, is the first image that appears when you do an R. Kelly Google Image search:

Why this exists, I have no idea. What this says to me--aside from the obvious: 'Hey kids, look! No genitalia!'--is that you need to buy your tickets now before the sell out!!!

(And drop me a line if you're coming so we can meet up and sing loud and proud together.)