For All You Patriotic Foot-Fetishists Out There [Brace Yourselves For Hotness]

I love holidays. Any and all holidays, but especially the ones that give you a day off from work. Especially especially the ones that give you a day off from work in the middle of the summer when everyone's working at about half steam anyway and you can take long lunch breaks and get pedicures where you get talked into actually let the pedicurist paint miniature American flags on your toes. (For the record, I did decline at least once.)

That's right: My toes are totally America The Beautiful right now.

Yup, that's me with my feet up on my desk. Not only can you see how much my feet love America in this pic, but you can also see my 2 lava lamps (mini and large), and over my left 2nd toe (the freakish longness means I'm royalty, yall!) you can see my prom photo from the 1986 Enchantment Under the Sea dance I went to a couple Halloweens back.

And I wondered how my coworkers got the impression that I'm the fun one...

Hope everyone has a good 4th of July! I'm off for the next few days to take the traditional Massachusetts holiday: on a boat in a New Hampshire lake.