Jesus-Scott Bakula Slash: Thank You Internet

During my regular patrol of the internet for all things creepy, I managed to clap my eyes on my new favorite religious imagery (right above baby Jesus butt plugs).

Yes, that's right it's a picture of Jesus groping Scott Bakula:


Looking at my tag ratio of Jesus to Scott Bakula (1:5), I'd say that Scott Bakula was bigger than Jesus on DivMo, but I wouldn't want to have to wait 40 years for the Vatican to forgive me.