The Best Thing about Sarah Palin is...

She made this video possible...

Best Show on Television is Baaaack: Break Out the Skeaze Repellent Ladies!

The best reality televised competition that offers questionable if not ludicrous advice to poor, misguided and often tearful guys who have been mislead into believing women are some powerful alien race bent on crushing the precious, fragile bloom of their pansy egos is back!!!!

OMG yall! The Pick-up Artist 2 kicked off it's first episode this Monday and this season looks to be as tragically ahhhmazing as the last. Check it:



The only tragedy is that there's no local boys representing for me to stalk on the east coast. (Lacrimations!)

If you're unfamiliar with my long-standing (read: back in the good ole days of 2007) obsession with the PUA, you've got some background reading to do...

Hamster on a Piano: Mere Continuation of Animals Doing Cute Things Meme or Metaphor for the American Economy?

Me: omg http://paxarcana.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/hamster-on-a-piano/
jeremy: oh thanks lol

omg
jeremy: i know this world is hard, and fools try to put you down, but you just keep eating that popcorn
me: it's a message of hope
----- Viral video spoiler alert!!!!!!!!!!!! -----
me: that and the end is a metaphor for our economy
jeremy: haha

if you fall off the piano due to gluttony, the government will pick you up an give you more popcorn?

me: yup!

When I Discovered YouTube I Didn't Work for 5 Days...

... I did nothing. I viewed 'Cookie Monster Sings Chocolate Rain' about 1,000 times...



Man, I love you internet.