Friday, December 12, 2008

There's No Better Way to Ring in the New Year Than With a Little Beefcake [And a LOT of Photoshop]

I'd been meaning to learn Photoshop for awhile now, when a golden opportunity came along to make a 2009 Calendar with my trainer (my bad idea, 'natch).

What sprung from the depths of two bad idea generators is most likely the best calendar to ever be created in the history of time. Sometimes two wrongs do make a right.

Just check out this cover. That's right, there are six varieties of Eric to choose from. From frizzy, sultry beefcake to goofy, hippie beefcake: this calendar has all your favorite flavors.

Just think, there are 12 more where this came from! (And trust, they get WAY more ridiculous as the months progress).

It's a year so hot you'll want to do it twice.

They're off to the printers and should be back by Wed., Dec. 17th. We're selling them for $10 with the proceeds going to the Ronald McDonald house. If you'd like a copy for your very own, hit me up in the comments and we'll work something out.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Jesus-Scott Bakula Slash: Thank You Internet

During my regular patrol of the internet for all things creepy, I managed to clap my eyes on my new favorite religious imagery (right above baby Jesus butt plugs).

Yes, that's right it's a picture of Jesus groping Scott Bakula:


Looking at my tag ratio of Jesus to Scott Bakula (1:5), I'd say that Scott Bakula was bigger than Jesus on DivMo, but I wouldn't want to have to wait 40 years for the Vatican to forgive me.