BAD BABY! of the Week: Rod Blagojevich

If the internet is the new Wild Wild West, then call me the new Sheriff of Naughtyham. So often celebrities and public officials get away with egregious crimes with nary a slap on the wrist. No longer!

DivMo's now in the business of doling out Tough Love ^TM. And what's tougher or more loving than an Anne Geddes baby? Nothing!

Just look at that cute little face! That baby might be smiling on the outside but just look deeply into its eyes. That baby's soul is sailing an ocean of pain and fear. But there's hope there too, giant floppy-eared hope.

Perhaps if some of our more wayward celebrities and public officials were able to face their pain and fear as honestly as these little dressed up babies, they would be able to overcome their dark ways and become more productive members of society.

It is with this hope that I introduce DivMo's new BAD BABY! feature. Our first candidate for the redemptive power of this cutting edge procedure is newly impeached Gov. Rod Blagojevich.


Let's pray his time spent pressed firmly to Celine Dion's bosom redeems his corrupt, corrupt soul!