Sex Sells...Wall Files? [Hinged For Your Pleasure]

There are a lot of words I could use to describe the administrative aspects of my job, but "sexy" wouldn't be very high on the list. (But not off completely, because if I'm doing it, it's gotta be at least a little bit sexy. Or so the little ego I keep in my pocket whispers to me.) My day-to-day office life looks little like the movie Secretary. Though one day I dream to be "the big boss" at "the company" and then I'll totally have an office boy running around in manacles, delivering me coffee.

So imagine my surprise as I did a routine search through our online office supply catalog for those plastic files you can hang off your cube wall, and this is what turned up in my search results:
That's right, apparently Rubbermaid makes not only "Classic HOT File Basic Wall Pockets," but "Classic SUPER HOT File Add-on Pockets," and also "Hinged ULTRA HOT File Bins"!!

I know it's a recession and all but is sex really going to help sell these plastic files?!
Who am I kidding? I totally ordered two of the the "Classic Hot."