My Christmas Wish List [Part: The First]

Oh that's right... DivMo is back! And for what better reason than to demand gifts from all the loyal readers spammers who have been blowing up the comment sections of this blog for the past few months. I never learned so much about "Risible in love snow chainmail gloves" and "последние новинки" and "sexy alud coupon cards." Wow guys! So much valuable info!

It's not even Thanksgiving yet, which means it's time to start saving up to buy me presents! I'm sure all of your successful spamming efforts have you sitting on a neat little pile of Nigerian prince-funded cash that you'd be happy to blow on your favorite blogger.

So first up on my wish list, forget the creepy "Love's Embrace" holiday necklace campaign; I don't want my jewelry to say "You will always be surrounded by the strength of my love." I want it to say "Though we're both hermaphrodites, I've still evolved into wanting spermatic exchange with you."


You can buy me this necklace on Etsy, filed under Copulating Earthworms.

Thanks Regretsy for the link!