Jesus, Crist! [Reason #666 I'm Proud To Be A (Former)Floridian]

Thaaaat's right. If you live in Florida, Jesus can be your copilot. Not sure how the Holy One feels about where "vanity" plates falls in with the whole seven deadly sins bit, but Florida Governor Charlie Crist doesn't see a problem with them: "If you don't like them, don't buy them."

Crist might not support the separation of church and state, but he's got more important issue to deal with, like proving to Valentino the best oranges come from Florida:

Thanks Political Demotivation!

Child Journey Band, You Have Found Yourself a New Groupie [That's My Boyfriend!]

I always knew some day love would find me and break those chains that bind me. I just didn't know it would be today, nor would my love be a pint-sized Perry.



The subtle hip gyrations just undo me!

Sometimes the Internet is a Mirror That Shows You How Truly Bad Your Sense of Humor is...

Not only did watching this video make me laugh, I actually had to pause it halfway through to wipe the tears from my eyes (and to make sure no coworkers caught me watching such a monstrosity). Sadness, children. Pure sadness.



Now that we've gotten that little embarrassment out of the way...

DivMo's back from winter hibernation! Huzzah! Clearly this long break has caused our internet tolerance levels to drop critically low. We shall spend the next few weeks feeding of the blood of memes to build our strength!

More posts to come!